Fuck Texas Roadhouse

Texas Roadhouse;

Food - Awesome
Booze - Awesome
Noise level - Fucking insane

Dood, I mean seriously, what in the fuck is the deal here? When you walk in it's louder than some night clubs. The music is loud as fuck which causes the people to talk louder so they can hear, their kids are screaming, it just plain fucking sucks.

To combat this I sent an email to them regarding this matter. After all this is ME were talking about here. They will have no choice than to make things right!

Right? Wrong!

I got a reply from the manager of our local Roadhouse and in short it told me to get fucked. Here, this is the exact email I received unaltered except for names.


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Dear Mr. *****,



Thank You for taking time to write. In response to your question regarding the music level, we often hear comments of opposing views. We are a little rowdy in the sense that we are a true Texas Roadhouse style restaurant. However, occasionally we do let the music get a little loud. I would be happy to make sure you are in sections of the restaurant that are intentionally quieter next time you visit. I’m sure we can accommodate everyones preference and I hope to see you soon.



Sincerely



Duke Elliott

Managing Partner


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Ok, so he didnt say the words "get fucked" but you can tell he was wanting to. Much like the way I wanted to send him an email telling him what a cock sucking douchefuck he is.

Anyhow..
My girlfriend got bored and decided to email her complaint 2 months after I sent my initial complaint.

Here is the result;


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Dear Mr(s). ******,



Thank You for taking the time to write with your concern. I appreciate your business and your feedback. We are constantly changing to satisfy the needs of our guests. We have made changes to the music level and hope you approve.

Thank you again for your input.



Sincerely,



Duke Elliott

Managing Partner

TRH Parkersburg


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This is funny to me because;

1. they havent changed fuckin shit
2. he is alot nicer to her than he was me
3. im legally insane and find everything in life humerous



So, they just got another complaint from one Mr. Jay Siwel
I anxiously await my responce..

Funny story tho;

Quite a few ppl I know work there so I get the DL on shit. One night I noticed the black H2 that is allways there (I assumed it was a manager's ride) was covered completely in post-it notes. I meen totally. I laughed my ass off.

Turns out the dood instead of taking them off just said fuck it an took off driving. They were blowing off as he drove down the road. He got pulled over and given a citation by a pburg police officer for littering. Ahahahahaha









Fuck you Duke Elliott, fuck you in the ear