Anna Nichole = crackwhore

Anna Nichole died, but who gives a fuck?
I dont

I am extremely sick of not being able to turn on tv or looking thru yahoo news without seeing some "new shocking" secrets/facts/pics/testimonies revealed about her. Fuck her. Fuck her in the ear.

So now the media is putting the sad guilt spin on things using her abandon baby as their fuel. Yea it sucks that the baby doesnt have a mother but if you think about it shit, the baby's mom was fucking Anna Nichole. Is the baby really worse off now that Anna is dead? Christ, imagine if your mom was that crackwhore. That child wouldnt stand a chance.

I imagine her blog would go something like this..

02/13/2020
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Hi, im Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern
I am 13 years old, and I am a crack addict

My mom, Anna, is also a crack addict
She has posed in Playboy numerous times
She had had more semen in her than the Navy's whole fleet of carriers
She has seen more dick than a public restroom urinal
She married some rich old guy and fucked him to death, literally
She gained a bunch of weight and became the worlds first fat crack whore
She moved to meth to compensate and lost the weight

My brother who I will never know killed himself in light of her actions. He did not want to go on living being known as the product of Anna Nichole's reproductive system. He also suspected that he may have fallen subject to being born with HIV as Anna Nichole no doubtedly has it.

As I write this my mom is in the kitchen cooking up a new batch of crack. She got her new set of scales in today so she was excited and wanted to try them out. I better get going so I can kype some coke before she cooks it all. My fix is wearing off.

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End Blog


Scary shit huh?
And you still think it's a sad thing that Anna died?
Bitch please






Now we have what, like a gazillion guys claiming to be the baby's father?
It's funny that while Anna Nichole was alive no one wanted to step up and claim the responcibility of being the father. Now that she is dead every toothless hilljack from here to Kentucky is on tv claiming to be the father.

Hell, I am thinking about coming foreward and claiming to be the father myself. Sure it's complete bullshit but who cares? I dont really want to be known as a guy who fucked that nasty whore but hey, if it'll get me on tv and in the news for my 2 minutes of fame fuck it, I'll take one for the team.







Friends dont let friends drive drunk.. ..to Anna Nichole's hotelroom