Solid white pitbulls = myth
For oh, quite some time I have wanted either a solid white Pitbull or a solid white Bull terrier. This search has allowed me to come in contact with some very interesting individuals.
Here are just 2 examples of this. The rest I compiled into one big "Siwel" archive story to read. Anyhow I needed an update so here ya are ferrets.. Groove on.
2 weeks ago I located an awesome adult white Pitty in South Charleston. I talk to the guy an he's kinda ghetto. I agree to come pick the dog up, then never hear from him again. Today, 2 weeks after our initial calling he calls me and this is how the convo goes;
him; Aye yo man, I isnt mean to be aviodin yous calls n' shit I just been busy ya know.
me; uh, yea thats cool. so when can i come get him?
him; aw dog you know wut happend? dat boy went an knocked up dis bitch we got an now shes gona have some pups man
me; uhm, ok?
him; yea dawg see i not really wantin get rid of him yet not til after dem pups be born an shit ya know. not gona let him be steppin out on his baby momma (he then laughs hystarically)
me; uhhh, right.. so.. ?
him; ah shit man (laughs some more) why dont you gimme a call in bout ohh 6 weeks i be get rid of him to ya then
me; ok dood (hang up)
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not sure why 6wk's but whatever..
This was the funniest phone convo I have had with a complete stranger in my life. I was so dumbfounded when I got off the phone I just laughed for like 5min.. the I call this lady;
This lady has 5 pit pups. She emails me quite a few pics and the white one is awesome. Anyhow she gives me her addy an shit so I can mapquest it, as well as her phone # so I give her a call;
me; yea, this is Jay we been playin email tag about the white puppy ya got
her; oh yes, im glad to hear from you instead of email (laughs)
me; well I just mapquested it, it's gona take me oh, about 2 an a half huors to get there, but I plan on leaving in the next 10min.
her; ok that's fine. Oh, wait, did I tell you that the white one you are wanting is deaf? I cant remember if I did or not.
me; deaf? are you shitting me?
her; no (in an unpleased voice due to my useage of the word shit)
me; (highly pissed off now) is it blind an fuckin retarded too?
her; UGH! NO! ASSHOLE! (hangs up on me)
I was pissed off because it was like here, here's this candy lil boy, doesnt it look good? Then at the last minute being like oh yea, I forgot to tell you I found it in the toilet floating in a sea of piss.
Her calling me an asshole made me laugh alot tho so I got over it right quick. Yes that was an asshole-ish thing to say but she pissed me off, fuck her anyway.
Here are just 2 examples of this. The rest I compiled into one big "Siwel" archive story to read. Anyhow I needed an update so here ya are ferrets.. Groove on.
2 weeks ago I located an awesome adult white Pitty in South Charleston. I talk to the guy an he's kinda ghetto. I agree to come pick the dog up, then never hear from him again. Today, 2 weeks after our initial calling he calls me and this is how the convo goes;
him; Aye yo man, I isnt mean to be aviodin yous calls n' shit I just been busy ya know.
me; uh, yea thats cool. so when can i come get him?
him; aw dog you know wut happend? dat boy went an knocked up dis bitch we got an now shes gona have some pups man
me; uhm, ok?
him; yea dawg see i not really wantin get rid of him yet not til after dem pups be born an shit ya know. not gona let him be steppin out on his baby momma (he then laughs hystarically)
me; uhhh, right.. so.. ?
him; ah shit man (laughs some more) why dont you gimme a call in bout ohh 6 weeks i be get rid of him to ya then
me; ok dood (hang up)
-
not sure why 6wk's but whatever..
This was the funniest phone convo I have had with a complete stranger in my life. I was so dumbfounded when I got off the phone I just laughed for like 5min.. the I call this lady;
This lady has 5 pit pups. She emails me quite a few pics and the white one is awesome. Anyhow she gives me her addy an shit so I can mapquest it, as well as her phone # so I give her a call;
me; yea, this is Jay we been playin email tag about the white puppy ya got
her; oh yes, im glad to hear from you instead of email (laughs)
me; well I just mapquested it, it's gona take me oh, about 2 an a half huors to get there, but I plan on leaving in the next 10min.
her; ok that's fine. Oh, wait, did I tell you that the white one you are wanting is deaf? I cant remember if I did or not.
me; deaf? are you shitting me?
her; no (in an unpleased voice due to my useage of the word shit)
me; (highly pissed off now) is it blind an fuckin retarded too?
her; UGH! NO! ASSHOLE! (hangs up on me)
I was pissed off because it was like here, here's this candy lil boy, doesnt it look good? Then at the last minute being like oh yea, I forgot to tell you I found it in the toilet floating in a sea of piss.
Her calling me an asshole made me laugh alot tho so I got over it right quick. Yes that was an asshole-ish thing to say but she pissed me off, fuck her anyway.

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