Married women are easy, here's why - Pt 1

Married women have a rock on their finger.. this is the husbands way of "marking his territory" so to speak. Since we as men cannot hike our leg and piss on our significant other we have to move on to the next best thing.. which is a ring. The bigger the rock, the bigger the "piss stain". It let's all other male's know up front from a far that this spot is taken. Move along now, there is nothing here for you.

What most men do not realise is 43% of the married couples in the United States say they are unhappy. What this means is that big sparkling rock you spotted on the finger of some hottie's hand on the other end of the bar is technically a neon sign which reads "I am unhappy and will probably go home with you, if you come talk to me".

I am not blaming this all on the woman however, and here is why;

Men like simplicity.
We like to get something then not have any problems with it.
We dont want to have to work on it.
We hate change.

Being that as it may, we are all guilty of becoming too relaxed in a relationship. We make every effort to get the girl which we are wanting, then once we do we want everything to be simplistic from there on out. We feel that we have spent what we needed to in time and effort to accomplish a goal, and once it was accomplished there should be no maintence required. We came, we saw, we got some ass.
(It's supposed to be "kicked it's ass" but that just didnt sound right in this situation)

Anyhow, tho I am not justifying a married woman cheating on her spouse, I am saying that it is a good possibility, say maybe 60/40 that the guy is partly to blame. Of that 60/40 margain im willing to say that perhaps only 5 of the 60 have had their wives tell them that they are unhappy, or that something is wrong.

Yes as stupid as it may be instead of women actually coming out and telling you what is wrong they want to play 20 questions in hopes you figure things out on your own, then get pissed off when you dont.

Ladies, if it isnt broke we dont fix it.
If you tell us something is wrong, then we can begin evaluating it. But until then we arent going to do anything. We live by the "leave well enough alone" motto. If something isnt wrong we arent going to look for something to be. If something is wrong, but isnt brought directly to our attention we still will not try and acknowledge it. Only upon direct confrontment of a problem do we feel the need to get off of our ass's and do something. Any and all subtle hints or attempts of "beating arond the bush" will be completely ignored by us.

So you ladies out there if you are feeling ignored or unappreciated then do something about it. If a lightbulb burns out in the lamp it does not fix itself, you have to do something. This is no different.

Now then, moving back to my original point..



Any woman in a bar who is married is there for a few reasons;

1. She got into an arguement and or is in relationship trouble
2. She is having the occasional "girls night out"
3. She is unhappy in her marriage


Now,
If the lady you spot happens to fall into catagory #1 or #3 the field has allready been laid out for you, all you have to do is show up and play ball. Women love attention, and odds are she's getting very little to none of it at home.

GUYS; DO NOT OVER-DO IT.

You may think if a little attention is good, then alot must be better right? Wrong. No woman wants to be smothered. Also if you seem too eager you instantly become a last call. She knows you are digging her so she is going to play the field to see what she can come up with, and if she falls empty handed you will be her back up plan.

Fellas, you have to give her just enough attention to keep her happy while having just enough arrogance about you to seem as a challenge to her. Let's face it everyone loves a bit of a challenge.. if it's too easy we dont want it. You have to walk the tight rope between available and unattainable to keep her interested.

Do not buy and or send drinks to a table, that is lame.
Automatically you are labeled as a player, and a sucker. You will now get sucked in and used for free drinks until she finds a guy worthy of her to talk to. Also you must continue to play her game until she finds her guy or you will then be considered an asshole, and she will let other women know. This will hurt your chances in a small bar/club.

Compliments are so cliche.
You can make them, I however dont. Usually the only kind of compliment you will hear come out of my mouth is on her eyes or hair. Im a sucker for redheads, blondes, and green eyes. Anyhow if yuo do feel the need to compliment dont over-do it, and for gods sake be original. Dont say something like "you have the most beautiful hair/eyes/ect." that is just so played out it isnt even funny. Be original, even if it sounds stupid. If you use words like "beautiful ect." you are giong to suond cliche as well as pussified. When you start using words like that it blows the whole confident male aura you have down the shitter and you are now labeled as a guy who will say anything to "hit on" a girl and is obviously a typical player.

I once told this girl she had "cool hair" and she thought it was the, and I quote, "cutest thing anyone has ever said to her". She had very blonde hair, but not from a bottle it was just very light. I thought it looked cool.. so that's what I said.

Once you reach the part of your convo where things are a little more open, past what most people consider the "Awkward stage" you can now begin poking fun a little bit. Once you reach this stage it is safe to say you now know enough about this person that you have found something that you can give her a hard time about. Know your bounderies tho, do not over-do it. Poking a little fun on certain things works great, but you cant come out and be like "YEA WELL YOU KNOW WHAT BITCH? YOURE STUIPD FOR DOING THIS/THAT/THE OTHER".

Giving a girl a hard time allways works in your favor because it confuses them. On one hand they think perhaps you do not like them, but on the other hand they know you do or you would not be still talking to them. This confusion helps with "walking the tightrope between available and unattainable". How far you can press on depends on the woman and her mood. You just have to feel things out for yourself and hope you make the right judgement. If you find yuorself unsure then by all means do not press it. Stick close to home base and dont make any potentially disasterous comments.


Now,
If the lady you spot happens to fall into the #2 catagory you will be able to pick up on it rather quickly. Sure she will laugh at your stupid jokes but it will go no further. Alltho there is still hope. In that group she is with there will be one woman who is infact unhappy. You do nothing to single her out, she will approach you. She will be the one who begins to be alot more outgoing than the rest of the group, and beging to try an make occasional small talk with you while "eye fucking" you as you talk. Once you reach this stage you begin following the steps listed above.



Ok, that's enough for one day.. im tired.