I bring joy to your otherwise mundane life

A petition for pardoning Paris Hilton gives as the reason she "provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives...".

No, seriously, I couldnt make that up. That's the real deal folks. I dont even know what to say about this.. Oh wait, yes I do.

Ok, for those of you who may not know the meaning of "mundane" I did the work for you. And dont take my word for it, take Websters..


mun·dane - Pronunciation [muhn-deyn, muhn-deyn]
–adjective

1. common; ordinary; banal; unimaginative.


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Now, not only is this somewhat of an insult to some, but it is a major insult to yours truly.

Also, she thinks that because she is pretty and exciting, she should not have to go to jail. How fuckin vain can you be? This cant possibly work.. can it?

Say me, plain ol' Jay Siwel the delenquent walks into a court room and sits down. After the judge reads what I am being charged with I simple stand up and state "yes sir, I am guilty, but dont you think I my presence here today has brought some joy and a little bit of entertainment to your otherwise mundane life?"

Yea, I would be writing my next blog on paper in cell block 4 if I said that. I probably wouldnt even be allowed to have a pencil either.. I would have to use a feather like the old days, dipping it in blood on the floor which had leaked from my ass from where a 400lbs black guy had owned me an hour before.


Now then, that being said..
Do I think Paris should go to jail?
..nah, fuck it. I say let her go.














Youre looking for a reason behind me saying she should go free arent ya?












Well there isnt one, I cant possibly give any logical reason why she should go free. I just think she should.