Sat eve randomness ~ bizored

The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes..
lookin' hard but won't realize..
..that they will never see

Me.



Yea, I been rockin out to some old Tupac lately.
New music fuckin sucks man, I mean like once a month maybe one decent song will come out, an that covers all music genre's. I listen to it all.. so when you listen to all types of music an still cant find shit worth listening to you know music is in a slump.

Deuce is finally to the point he's about 90% house broken, thank god.
He will piss outside as long asy uo take him out. The problem is he doesnt know how to tell you he needs out yet, so I just gota take him out about every hour or so. He pisses ALL the damn time. Guess it's partly because he drinks ALL the damn time as well. He's always hot.. I was told it is because he is growing so fast, I dono.

This pic is about 2wks old or so, so he's quite a bit bigger now.. But I couldnt get him to hold still to take a pic just now so fuck it.



Big baby..



Anyhow;

I went to Texas Roadhouse the other night, and thank god for cell phones w/camera's built into them. Because if not for them I would have not of gotten this.



Ok, now many of you may know immediatley what this is, but for those of you who do not it is a baby changing station inside of a public restroom.

Now, look closely. Do you notice anything wrong here?

First yes, it is a Koala bear in a diaper, and I am pretty sure most public places, especially restaurants do not allow bears inside no matter what type of apparell they may be wearing.

Second, if you look, the diaper is held together by a safety pin. I know, there is nothing wrong w/that as that is how they were back before the tape/velcro/wtf ever it is they use now days. But if you look to the left you will see that this thing is in Braile.

Now I ask you this,
do you honestly think that a blind person should be feeling their way around inside of a bathroom until they find this station, and then commence changing a diaper on a baby, using a sharp needle? Call me stupid, but blind and potentially harmful sharp objects do not go hand in hand, especially with a baby involved.

Hell why stop there? Why not get a grenade, pull the pin, and have a bunch of elementary school kids play hot potato with it?

..this brings me to my next Braile episode.

I did not take a pic of this but if I remember next time I will.
The other day I had to go to the ATM Machine. This machine is in the middle of a parkinglot by my bank, not inside a store, not anywhere which would be out of harms way if one was blind by any means either. As I get to the ATM Machine I notice there are instructions on it, in Braile. What the FUCK?

This is a drive-thru ATM, not a walk up one.. tho I spose you could walk up to it. This also brings me to a few important questions.

1. Are blind ppl really out there driving around looking for ATM Machines?

2. If not, do they have their dogs trained to find ATM Machines?

3. Do the dogs understand the $2 charge for withdrawing from a foreign ATM Machine?


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The only thing I have found I like about the ATM at my bank is it comes in one language, the dominant one which is spoken in this country. No, not spanish.

If you have enough money that you have a steady enough income/outcome that you need a bank account and yuo live in this country, learn the mother fucking language. It's obvious you plan on staying here for a while, so start learning how to say more things in english than "want fries with that? french tip or no? you want general tso chicken? you want lawn edged when im done?"


Well im out for the day..
Blennerhasset Island is havin some.. something.
I should dress up like an indian and invade the fuckin joint.


til' next time..

Play like an allstar
Party like a rockstar
Live like a moviestar
an..
Fuck like a pornstar