How to ensure slashed tires after a breakup..

I had some things to blog about.. but while talking to my buddy here, I decided pasting our convo would be a whole lot funnier.

Anyhow, enjoy;




annon*** (9:57:49 PM): my girlfriend is a fucking cunt...and shes leaving on tuesday

annon*** (9:57:56 PM): and never coming back...even though she doesnt know that yet

Jay x Soprano (9:57:52 PM): haha

Jay x Soprano (9:57:55 PM): you said that before

annon*** (9:58:14 PM): i am a free man...as of tuesday

Jay x Soprano (9:58:10 PM): lol

annon*** (9:58:28 PM): soo i intend to drink...a lot

Jay x Soprano (9:58:21 PM): ill believe it when i see it

annon*** (9:58:57 PM): haha...what me drinking...or her going away?

Jay x Soprano (9:58:59 PM): both lol

annon*** (9:59:29 PM): haha well she has a plane ticket....and tuesday i will be buying a case of beer my friend

Jay x Soprano (9:59:39 PM): lol

Jay x Soprano (9:59:43 PM): she going to "visit"?

annon*** (10:00:09 PM): yes..shes going a visit.....and im going to casually tell her...to live there

annon*** (10:00:09 PM): haha

Jay x Soprano (10:00:13 PM): hahahaha

Jay x Soprano (10:00:54 PM): look, it just isnt working out, see, you love me.. and i love high school girls

annon*** (10:01:20 PM): HAHAH

annon*** (10:01:32 PM): i happen to love about anything with a vagina...other than you

Jay x Soprano (10:01:31 PM): i just cant be with someone who is not open to exploring the option of an open relationship with the occasional underage girl

Jay x Soprano (10:01:53 PM): haha what you said would work

annon*** (10:02:02 PM): you win sir..

Jay x Soprano (10:02:55 PM): see the problem here is, i love women.. which was good because when we met you were one. but recent events have made you go through the transformation of a woman into a bitch. i googled it, and that process is irreversable

Jay x Soprano (10:02:59 PM): so you are going to have to go

annon*** (10:03:25 PM): now that...is the single...best....fucking amazing...break up line ever

Jay x Soprano (10:03:21 PM): haha

annon*** (10:03:33 PM): good use of google there too

Jay x Soprano (10:03:33 PM): yea, gota rep google

Jay x Soprano (10:03:52 PM): if that lone doesnt end in you being single i dono what would

Jay x Soprano (10:04:08 PM): matter a fact this convo is going on my blog


^^ Now of course, him, nor any man with any common sense what so ever will/would use any of those lines. Partly because some guys just arent that rude, but mainly because most guys do not want to walk outside and see a unidentifyable flaming pile of metal where they are pretty sure their car/truck was parked.

That being said, I do not condone using any of those lines, nor fornicating with any girl under the legal age of 18. I d ohowever ask if yuo do infact use any of those lines please email me. And as far as the fornication part goes..

I ask you please, do NOT email me pics of your fornication acts.
Do NOT email them to jaysiwel@gmail.com.
Do NOT email them to jaysiwel@gmail.com w/title reading "my underage girl homemade porn".
Do NOT email them to jaysiwel@gmail.com and add a link to her myspace page.
Do NOT email them to jaysiwel@gmail.com and add a link to her myspace page, accompanied by her telephone number.

..hahaha. Ok, im seriously laughin here..

That being said, im out.

Groove on