It ain't easy, bein' easy..

Being famous has it's perks, I mean you can walk into bars and usually get quite a bit of things for free. Be it from the bartender or from just general fans of yours. However there is allways a downside to things..

Everyone is your "friend".
Any time someone asks about you, there will be some jackass who not only knows you, but is "good friends" with you. The two of you probably hangout ALL the time even.


When you are famous, you are viewed as "untouchable" and or "unattainable". This poses a challenge for women..

Sort of on the same note, you are going to have chic's who brag about sleeping with you, even if you infact havent slept with them. If I have gotten as much ass as I have been accused of getting I would never get any rest.

I would have to wake up on Monday morn, start at one end of town going door to door putting my dick in anything female until 3pm. Hey, 3pm is my quitting time no matter what kind of job I have..


Anyhow, back to women talking shit about fucking you when sometimes not only have yuo not fucked them, but you dont even know them.
This happens for a variety of reasons..

1. Knowing alot of girls out there want to fuck you, they get a sense of "haha, in your face bitch, I fucked him and you havent" kind of feeling. Women are bitches, and they will go to great length's to make other women feel of a lesser equal to them.

2. There's allways the coat-tails theory. No matter how bad you suck, if you fuck, or get a believeable rumor started that you fucked someone famous, you automatically climb the social ladder a little bit. The normal every day average girl who doesnt get noticed much now has a bit of the limelight in her direction. Guys will notice this, and think that if she was good enough for someone famous then there must be something about her they are missing..

3. Women are jealous territorial creatures. Even if they do not want you, they will be damned if they will let someone else have you. This goes double if you are famous. She will make it known that she has "been there, done that" and give fair warning for all other females to stay away.. (even if you are with another girl at the time).

4. Then there's allways the plain ol' bragging rights.
Hey, I fucked him.. Who wants to touch me?!

^ That happens to the uber famous people. If you have reached the level of untouchable that your popularity is rivaled only by Jesus Christ himself, this can happen. Jealousy is not shown until later down the road.


Now then, that being said..
This is an AOL convo I had the other night w/some chic I have known for many years. Instantly it became a new topic for a blog.

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annonchic*** (12:06:55 AM): did i ever tell you that her and tiff wanted me to sleep w/you to join the "lewis club"

annonchic*** (12:07:00 AM): bc they both slept w/u

Jay x Soprano (12:05:00 AM): HAHAHAHA


^ Notice the level of hilarity here. I mean not only am I laughing "haha" I am laughing in all caps "HAHA". That right there shows you the intense humor I seen in those 2 lines of text.

Immediatley I paste this into a windo where me and my buddy are talking.. and this is the responce I get from him.


annon******* (12:08:15 AM): wow dude....youre a fucking legend almost

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Allmost?
When bitches are bragging about fucking you, lieing about fucking you, and flat out wanting to fuck you, you are not a legend..

..you are a fucking GOD.



Anyhow, I have things to do, so that's enough of me preaching about how fucking awesome I am.




til next time..