WWE's house arrest wrestler

Ok, so the first 1/3 of this blog isnt really that funny, but I left it in there so you would understand wtf we were talking about. For the past oh, 3mon's or so I have seriously given thought of looking into OVW which (Ohio Valley Wrestling).
http://www.ovwrestling.com/

Superstars such as the Hardy's, Batista, Randy Orton, ect. have all came from that school.
Recently I guess Josh got the wrestling bug also..
And with my stretch of 6mons house arrest coming up.. I will have nothing else to do than lift weights at the house on a daily basis.

Anyhow, I looked into it, and they sent me the info I requested ect. along w/phone number to contact them.. so I did. Here's an aim convo w/Josh regarding the matter and what character I should become. (house arrest wrestler).




Jay x Soprano (6:31:45 PM): they finally did get back w/me on the ovw shit

JoshE67 (6:31:56 PM): really? wow

Jay x Soprano (6:31:55 PM): i called an talked to them

Jay x Soprano (6:32:16 PM): basically they told me it doesnt matter how big/small you are.. to an extent

JoshE67 (6:32:29 PM): really?

Jay x Soprano (6:32:25 PM): yea

JoshE67 (6:32:35 PM): what else

Jay x Soprano (6:32:49 PM): eh, not alot really

Jay x Soprano (6:32:53 PM): i asked some normal shit

JoshE67 (6:33:09 PM): what did they mean by to an extent

Jay x Soprano (6:33:14 PM): they said it's not all about body it's alot charisma sp?

JoshE67 (6:33:25 PM): yeah thats right

Jay x Soprano (6:33:33 PM): lol they said to an extent an i was like ok so if im like 4ft an 80lbs it's a no

JoshE67 (6:33:42 PM): well good its nice to hear that actually although im not sure how much that actually applies to WWE when they're looking at people

Jay x Soprano (6:33:37 PM): he laughed an was like yea kinda

JoshE67 (6:33:48 PM): hahah

JoshE67 (6:33:59 PM): so what else did you ask?

JoshE67 (6:34:07 PM): im generally interested because i've been going back and forth with the idea of it for a while

Jay x Soprano (6:34:13 PM): i asked if there were any good bars close by

Jay x Soprano (6:34:14 PM): haha

JoshE67 (6:34:23 PM): lol.

JoshE67 (6:34:25 PM): *click*

Jay x Soprano (6:34:25 PM): he laughed an said yea

Jay x Soprano (6:34:48 PM): he did say the more "character" you have the better off you are

JoshE67 (6:35:02 PM): yeah that makes sense

Jay x Soprano (6:35:02 PM): you are responcible for coming up w/your own gimmic so to speak

JoshE67 (6:35:15 PM): yeah

JoshE67 (6:35:27 PM): from what i heard they sorta guide you but its not like they give you a list and say "pick one"

Jay x Soprano (6:35:30 PM): yea

Jay x Soprano (6:35:38 PM): he told me you have free reign to a point

JoshE67 (6:35:48 PM): so did they tell you to come check it out?

Jay x Soprano (6:35:44 PM): you cant go too extreme

JoshE67 (6:35:53 PM): well yeah

JoshE67 (6:36:03 PM): you gimmick cant be a child molester

JoshE67 (6:36:03 PM): haha

JoshE67 (6:36:06 PM): although that'd be hilarous

Jay x Soprano (6:36:07 PM): yea i told him i was really interested but it'd be 6mon's or so til i could know anything for sure

Jay x Soprano (6:36:17 PM): he told me im welcome to come check things out

JoshE67 (6:36:28 PM): wow awesome

JoshE67 (6:36:36 PM): did you tell him that you have to wait until house arrest is over

JoshE67 (6:36:36 PM): ahahah

Jay x Soprano (6:36:37 PM): haha no but i was going to

JoshE67 (6:36:55 PM): that'd be a funny gimmick actually

JoshE67 (6:37:10 PM): a wrestler constantly on house arrest and acting like he has to hurry up before the law finds out he's wrestling out of state

Jay x Soprano (6:37:10 PM): HAHAHA

JoshE67 (6:37:19 PM): hahaha

JoshE67 (6:37:20 PM): seriously

Jay x Soprano (6:37:17 PM): feds coming in at the end of the match an me running out

JoshE67 (6:37:25 PM): and people dressed up as cops chase him out of the arena

JoshE67 (6:37:28 PM): hahaha

JoshE67 (6:37:34 PM): and you have to race thru your matches

Jay x Soprano (6:37:31 PM): hahaha

Jay x Soprano (6:37:46 PM): oh i am so logging this convo

JoshE67 (6:38:15 PM): good because that would be the funniest gimmick ever

JoshE67 (6:38:16 PM): hahah

JoshE67 (6:38:29 PM): seriously if i saw that on E i'd watch religiously

Jay x Soprano (6:38:27 PM): haha oh me too

JoshE67 (6:38:36 PM): waiting to see that guy come out and look all paranoid

Jay x Soprano (6:38:37 PM): haha

JoshE67 (6:38:46 PM): and wrestle in an ankle bracelet

JoshE67 (6:38:46 PM): ahahah

Jay x Soprano (6:38:42 PM): hahahaha

JoshE67 (6:38:57 PM): and try to make it look like you're trying to get it off during matches

Jay x Soprano (6:38:56 PM): lol

Jay x Soprano (6:39:09 PM): omg i would laugh my fucking ass off

JoshE67 (6:39:18 PM): your finisher can be you do some kind of side kick to the opponent and hit him with it

JoshE67 (6:39:38 PM): and it cant be considered a foreign object because you cant take it off

JoshE67 (6:39:39 PM): ahahah

Jay x Soprano (6:39:35 PM): my first 5 matches end early cause im runnin from the cops

JoshE67 (6:39:45 PM): hahaha

JoshE67 (6:39:58 PM): as soon as your music hits the cops start running down and you dash into the crowd music still playing