Married women are easy, here's why - Pt 2

Ok since I was tired, an pretty much just didnt feel like writing any longer yesterday I cut my post short and decided to make it a 2, maybe even 3 parter.

In my last post I explained what is giong on in an unhappily married womens mind, and what drove her to that point. I also explained how to aquire and keep her interest. The one thing I did notice however is I forgot all about the initial approach.

How you approach a girl is important.
A woman knows within the first 15 seconds if she is going to fuck you or not. This means that your approach had better be a good one.

Guys, dont use any stupid "pick up lines". Pick up lines are cheesy and make you look like an idiot. Again, be original. Originality shows creativity, and girls like creativity. Originality also displays a bit of confidence. It shows you are not afraid to think on your own instead of using some stupid line you heard while watching an episode of Sex in the city.

I cant tell you exactly what to say to a girl when you approach her because all women are different. You will have to get a feel from her body language as well as what she is wearing to determine what exactly you need to say to aquire her interest.

Body language can tell you alot. You can find out rather quickly if she has a "bubbly" personality, a "professional" personality, an "outgoing" personality, or if shes just a plain fuckin bitch.

Clothes can tell you a little bit to an extent, but you cant rely on clothes alone. A girl can be dressed like a 2 bit whore but yet not be one. It's usually the ones who are moderately dressed that you need to shoot for. Nothing too elaborate but nothign too dumpy.

Too elaborate shows she is more than likely way too into herself and will probably shoot you down because you are not good enough for her. This will hurt your confident aura for a bit rendering you helpless to pick up women for at least another 3 hours.

Too dumpy shows she doesnt take pride in herself, and perhaps is even a tad on the depressed side. Yes depressed chics are easy, but not that kind of depressed. Stay away from bitches who are on legally perscribed mind altering medication, it only ends bad.

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The type of personality you go for is completely up to you. If you do fall for the "professional" chic, make sure you are on top of your game. This is the one who will pick up on your bullshit quicker than the others.

It is a good idea that you keep up on things such as current events, news, movies, music, ect. It will be hard to have a conversation with someone if you are oblivious to what is going on in the world around you.

The whole idea of approaching a girl is to make yourself appear desireable. I dont mean by just looks, I mean by wit as well. She can think you are sexy as hell, but if you appear to be dumb as a rock she's not going to be interested. This means that now not only do you have to know just the right thing to say, but you have to know how to say it.

This is where you are going to have to rely on yourself. I cannot tell you what to say to a girl if I havent seen her in action. I can however give you an example so you can get a feel for things then come up with your own skit.

Now then, this brings you up to speed on things. This is sort of a prequel for my original post.

Stay tuned for part 3; Closing the deal

Married women are easy, here's why - Pt 1

Married women have a rock on their finger.. this is the husbands way of "marking his territory" so to speak. Since we as men cannot hike our leg and piss on our significant other we have to move on to the next best thing.. which is a ring. The bigger the rock, the bigger the "piss stain". It let's all other male's know up front from a far that this spot is taken. Move along now, there is nothing here for you.

What most men do not realise is 43% of the married couples in the United States say they are unhappy. What this means is that big sparkling rock you spotted on the finger of some hottie's hand on the other end of the bar is technically a neon sign which reads "I am unhappy and will probably go home with you, if you come talk to me".

I am not blaming this all on the woman however, and here is why;

Men like simplicity.
We like to get something then not have any problems with it.
We dont want to have to work on it.
We hate change.

Being that as it may, we are all guilty of becoming too relaxed in a relationship. We make every effort to get the girl which we are wanting, then once we do we want everything to be simplistic from there on out. We feel that we have spent what we needed to in time and effort to accomplish a goal, and once it was accomplished there should be no maintence required. We came, we saw, we got some ass.
(It's supposed to be "kicked it's ass" but that just didnt sound right in this situation)

Anyhow, tho I am not justifying a married woman cheating on her spouse, I am saying that it is a good possibility, say maybe 60/40 that the guy is partly to blame. Of that 60/40 margain im willing to say that perhaps only 5 of the 60 have had their wives tell them that they are unhappy, or that something is wrong.

Yes as stupid as it may be instead of women actually coming out and telling you what is wrong they want to play 20 questions in hopes you figure things out on your own, then get pissed off when you dont.

Ladies, if it isnt broke we dont fix it.
If you tell us something is wrong, then we can begin evaluating it. But until then we arent going to do anything. We live by the "leave well enough alone" motto. If something isnt wrong we arent going to look for something to be. If something is wrong, but isnt brought directly to our attention we still will not try and acknowledge it. Only upon direct confrontment of a problem do we feel the need to get off of our ass's and do something. Any and all subtle hints or attempts of "beating arond the bush" will be completely ignored by us.

So you ladies out there if you are feeling ignored or unappreciated then do something about it. If a lightbulb burns out in the lamp it does not fix itself, you have to do something. This is no different.

Now then, moving back to my original point..



Any woman in a bar who is married is there for a few reasons;

1. She got into an arguement and or is in relationship trouble
2. She is having the occasional "girls night out"
3. She is unhappy in her marriage


Now,
If the lady you spot happens to fall into catagory #1 or #3 the field has allready been laid out for you, all you have to do is show up and play ball. Women love attention, and odds are she's getting very little to none of it at home.

GUYS; DO NOT OVER-DO IT.

You may think if a little attention is good, then alot must be better right? Wrong. No woman wants to be smothered. Also if you seem too eager you instantly become a last call. She knows you are digging her so she is going to play the field to see what she can come up with, and if she falls empty handed you will be her back up plan.

Fellas, you have to give her just enough attention to keep her happy while having just enough arrogance about you to seem as a challenge to her. Let's face it everyone loves a bit of a challenge.. if it's too easy we dont want it. You have to walk the tight rope between available and unattainable to keep her interested.

Do not buy and or send drinks to a table, that is lame.
Automatically you are labeled as a player, and a sucker. You will now get sucked in and used for free drinks until she finds a guy worthy of her to talk to. Also you must continue to play her game until she finds her guy or you will then be considered an asshole, and she will let other women know. This will hurt your chances in a small bar/club.

Compliments are so cliche.
You can make them, I however dont. Usually the only kind of compliment you will hear come out of my mouth is on her eyes or hair. Im a sucker for redheads, blondes, and green eyes. Anyhow if yuo do feel the need to compliment dont over-do it, and for gods sake be original. Dont say something like "you have the most beautiful hair/eyes/ect." that is just so played out it isnt even funny. Be original, even if it sounds stupid. If you use words like "beautiful ect." you are giong to suond cliche as well as pussified. When you start using words like that it blows the whole confident male aura you have down the shitter and you are now labeled as a guy who will say anything to "hit on" a girl and is obviously a typical player.

I once told this girl she had "cool hair" and she thought it was the, and I quote, "cutest thing anyone has ever said to her". She had very blonde hair, but not from a bottle it was just very light. I thought it looked cool.. so that's what I said.

Once you reach the part of your convo where things are a little more open, past what most people consider the "Awkward stage" you can now begin poking fun a little bit. Once you reach this stage it is safe to say you now know enough about this person that you have found something that you can give her a hard time about. Know your bounderies tho, do not over-do it. Poking a little fun on certain things works great, but you cant come out and be like "YEA WELL YOU KNOW WHAT BITCH? YOURE STUIPD FOR DOING THIS/THAT/THE OTHER".

Giving a girl a hard time allways works in your favor because it confuses them. On one hand they think perhaps you do not like them, but on the other hand they know you do or you would not be still talking to them. This confusion helps with "walking the tightrope between available and unattainable". How far you can press on depends on the woman and her mood. You just have to feel things out for yourself and hope you make the right judgement. If you find yuorself unsure then by all means do not press it. Stick close to home base and dont make any potentially disasterous comments.


Now,
If the lady you spot happens to fall into the #2 catagory you will be able to pick up on it rather quickly. Sure she will laugh at your stupid jokes but it will go no further. Alltho there is still hope. In that group she is with there will be one woman who is infact unhappy. You do nothing to single her out, she will approach you. She will be the one who begins to be alot more outgoing than the rest of the group, and beging to try an make occasional small talk with you while "eye fucking" you as you talk. Once you reach this stage you begin following the steps listed above.



Ok, that's enough for one day.. im tired.

Women are fucking insane

This is a nice one..

A buddy of mine, pretty good friend mind you, well him and his gf of quite a while broke up. No big deal, I mean it happens to everyone. When me and him met and became friends he was with this girl, meaning I have known her just as long as he, and get along rather well with her as well as I do him.

Now then, letting that soak in here you have it..

I went to go tan a few weeks back. Oh, probably 4 weeks back if memory serves. I got out and walked out front an sat down with my bottle of water an im bullshittin' with one of my friends who works there. In walks my buddie's ex gf. We talk for a few seconds, nothing major just the typical mindless chatter of "how ya been, havent seen you in a while, whatcha been into" you know, that kind of stuff. She ask's if I am going to tan and I tell ehr that I had just got out and was just sitting there talking. She says ok, well I guess I might see you when I get out then.

So far nothing really out of the ordinary, just the typical bs you say to ppl. I continue in on the conversation which I was having with my friend and we go on as we were before the girl had arrived.

Anyhow roughly 20min goes by and she is done tanning. Out she walks and sits down an talks to me for a few minutes. She says we should do lunch some time bla bla an im like yea whatever just get ahold of me. I didnt want to be rude and say "are you fucking kidding me? I am not going to lunch w/you". Besides that I figure it was just one of those casual things you say to someone even tho you infact do not want to go to lunch with them.

She leaves the joint, as do I. I go home and do the usual.. which is more than likely either play Wii or watch tv. Anyhow it's buisness as usual in the abode.. and I go to bed.

The next day I get up and take a shower, when I get out I have a txt msg. It's her an she want's to know if I am up for lunch. Weird, but perhaps her intentions are really honest and just wants someone to talk to. I inform her that I am heading to the mall, and she could make an appearance if she wanted to.

No biggie, mall bound I go

So I am perusing Hollister looking for jeans which is a mother fucker to find by the way.. and she strolls in. I go in just about every store in the mall.. twice.. and she is making fun of me because I am worse than a girl. Anyhow she talks about her ex, asks me the usual things women ask trying to get info on what he is doing out of me..

This is what I expected! I am now free and clear, I now know 110% that she is not interested in me, thank god. the last thing I want or need is my buddy of a few years mad at me because his ex name dropped or asks him if he cares if she see's me or some stupid shit like that..

Anyhow, the next day rolls around an she call's a few times. now it's getting weird. She explains to me how she would like to go to a movie.. I quickly say eh well, I dont think it's a good diea, besides I have seen everything playing. She now exlpains that is ok, she wasent really interested in watching the movie anyhow..

Ok, now im disturbed. She obviously does not care about the fact her ex and I are friends, or the fact that I have a gf. I however do care about all of this..

I kind of make a joke about it, blowing her off.. then just stopped answering when she would call. If you know me, you know that I rarely ever answer my phone anyhow so I guess this may not work, but it has so far. The calls and txt's have seemed to stop, so I guess all is well on my end.




^ Ok, are you with me so far? Good.


This is a girl with obvious mental issues.
My first problem with this situation is anyone who is that ate up with me right off the bat has got to be completely fucking stupid. However it has happened before.. *shrug*

In a nutshell I am a;

1. complete dickhead with no regard to the feelings or concerns of those around me

2. somewhat self centered prick who is not concerned with yuor well being

3. cocky basterd who thinks it is ok for himself to be cocky but hates others who are

4. incapable of having a conversation with you unless I find it interesting

5. unable to remember anything or pay attention to anything unless I find it interesting



Im sure there is alot more, but let's just go with the 5 I have listed, shall we?

All 5 of those statements are completely true, ask anyone who I am not technically "friends" with who know me, and they will tell you pretty much what I just listed, perhaps even a bit worse.

When I dont know someone, or perticularly care about them, I really dont give a fuck. I find no reason to care about them or what they have to say because I view it as a plain waste of my time. If I dont know you, and you die tomorrow, it doesnt effect me one single bit. Just as if I died I dont expect it to effect you one bit. You cant go on about your life caring about every single thing or you will eventually lose your fucking mind.

Now I ask you,
Taking into consideration those 5 things in which I described myself, do I really sound like someone who you would want to date? Yes, I agree dating me is completely different but the me you meet and the me who you date are two different people. You have to get past the me you meet first. An why in the fuck would any girl find that appealing?

I guess it comes down to the whole (You allways want what you cant have) ordeal, as well as a little bit of the fact that girls like guys with confidence. I guess somehow my being a cock sucker is viewed by them as confidence thus rendering my actions and ego problem as a front as you will for what they believe is a strong person.. I dono, makes no sense to me.

This would prob be a good time for me to post one of those pages from my book which has my theory on how women work.. but I have been trying to refrain from posting any book chapters. I may break that rule in the next few weeks tho.


Anyhow it's a bit after 1am so I am going to bounce.
Til next time.. ..yea, you know the drill

They say the water, is cherry wine..

And all them women, drunk all the time..

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Even in my drunken state I still found this rather funny..



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So this w/end we all hit up the "party barge". For those of you who dont know, the party barge is actually a 2 story Sternwheeler boat, with a double decker boat hooked onto the front of it. It also has a catwalk going from one to the other.. which is obviously a good, safe idea when 99% of the occupants are completely shitfaced.

I showed up with about half my crew, cause that's how I roll. I dont ride solo. After about 15min of waiting in the parkinglot bullshitting with everyone in rolls Worth, his chic, and the rest of my crew soon followed. It didnt take long for me to realise most of my buddies were well on their way of being shitfaced.. god damn golf course.

On the boat I stroll, I have allready been "laid" with a nice array of neon green flower's. I have enough time to get on the boat before I am greeted with a "Hi, my name is:" tag. Ha, it even had my name on it.. How fucking cool is that?



^ Pic of my jeans the next day.. You didnt think I was going to wear it somewhere normal, like on my shirt did you? Puhlease.

The DJ starts to kick it, and off shore we begin. Fuck Jack Sparrow, I am now Captain Siwel, and I intend to set sail the Ohio in search of treasure "coolers of beer" and plan on looting every boat I come in contact with until this feat is accomplished! Well lookie there, there's a bar on both portions of this barge. Perhaps I will curb my plans of looting until another day..

Anyhow, moving onward down the Ohio.

About half way into the trip some guy comes downstairs and informs us of, and I quote "there's some blonde bitch upstairs in a denim mini with no panties on flashing off her cooch to everyone man, you gota check this out".

Now then, without even having to go upstairs I had allready figured out this is Worth's chic. She had been drinking margaritas at Roadhouse since 4pm.. it is now 10pm, you do the math.

For those of you who did not do so well in math class, allow me to figure this up on paper for you so you may understand just what I am saying.

1 stupid whore
+ (plus)
1 bottle's worth of tequila via. a shitload of margaritas
= (equals)
1 extremely drunk whore who has difficulty keeping clothes on

Now you drop down the answer to the first equasion and add it in with another factor

1 extremely drunk whore who has difficulty keeping clothes on
+ (plus)
1 bartender who willingly gives said whore can of whip cream
= (equals)
1 extremely drunk whore who now has boobs out, covered in whipcream, shoving the faces of passers-by in them be they male or femals

Now then, you drop down the answer to the 2nd equasion and add in another factor

1 extremely drunk whore who now has boobs out, covered in whipcream, shoving the faces of passers-by in them be they male or femals
+ (plus)
1 boyfriend (Worth) who does not perticularly like attention being drawn to him, or being reffered to as "the guy who is with that stupid topless whore over there"
= (equals)
1 pissed off Worth

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This equasion was figured up in my head while all of those said events began happening where I was, on the bottom deck. No need for me to go topside, the stupidity came right to my table. Lucky me.

I have now found an overwhelming deisre to go topside, away from the chaos. It is then that I realise there are people having camp fires ect. on the river bank.. What a grand opportunity to begin yelling. I make my way to the back of the front top deck, followed by 2 of my crew members. I begin yelling nonsense and flipping people off, as if they could see my finger.. This creates a reaction from the partiers on the bank, but not one in which I expected.. No, instead I had 2 girls flash me (frontal nudity). Standing there a little suprised, but laughing uncontrollably, my friends take it upon theirselves to now begin yelling at the top of their lungs things like "show me your tits" and the ever classic "hey wana fuck". Yea, brain surgeons they are not.

Now bored with this I turn my attention twards the dancefloor, where a couple of idiots are doing the electric slide.. oh wait, those idiots are part of my crew. Go figure.

The rest of the night was just your usual drunken bs talk, throw in a few catch phrases like "we have just lost contorl of the music selections.. the power of pussy is powerfull, even more powerfull than Ronnie", and that pretty much sums it all up.

I could babble on and on trying to make uneventful things seem eventful so that you have something to read, but that would bore even me as I wrote it.


Anyhow til next time..

Just another aim convo.. about highschool girls!

I logged this the other night an deemed it blog worthy.

Enjoy;


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anno**** (12:11:33 AM): i got a fucking plane ticket to mexico that says that baby aint mine

anno**** (12:11:51 AM): dude if i ever get called on the maury show for a paternity test...thats goina be my first line

Jay x Soprano (12:11:58 AM): ahaha

Jay x Soprano (12:12:07 AM): child support this bitch!

anno**** (12:12:18 AM): hahaha

Jay x Soprano (12:12:15 AM): no hablo espanol whore

Jay x Soprano (12:12:18 AM): cya maury you fuck

anno**** (12:12:35 AM): thats amazing

Jay x Soprano (12:12:38 AM): ?

anno**** (12:13:02 AM): lol id fucking die...

Jay x Soprano (12:12:59 AM): lol

anno**** (12:14:12 AM): lol u need to wear my do rag...some fuckng bling...baggy clothes...have the bitch talk about my cutlass on 33's...and how i travel to mexico to beat child support

Jay x Soprano (12:14:28 AM): haha

Jay x Soprano (12:14:38 AM): yea you gota have a couple idiots there making a scene

anno**** (12:15:04 AM): haha no shit...my mom..her mom...fucking couple cousins...

Jay x Soprano (12:15:01 AM): ill walk in wearin like 6 watches on one arm

anno**** (12:15:23 AM): lol dis my cuzin ray ray

Jay x Soprano (12:15:20 AM): try to sell maury a diamond studded cock ring

anno**** (12:15:42 AM): LMAO...maury look whatcha boy brung ya

Jay x Soprano (12:15:41 AM): haha

Jay x Soprano (12:16:03 AM): i jus had dis bitch cleaned too yo.. dat ho behind the way sucked it spiffy

Jay x Soprano (12:16:06 AM): ha spiffy

anno**** (12:16:25 AM): OH FUCK

anno**** (12:16:44 AM): sir...when our minds click...the earth will be destroyed..haha

Jay x Soprano (12:17:07 AM): satan is just sittin there waiting on it

anno**** (12:20:44 AM): dude...we need a cutlass on like 33's....

anno**** (12:20:53 AM): grand central ave...would never be the same

Jay x Soprano (12:20:55 AM): oh man, did you not make it to the gay ass car show over the w/end?

Jay x Soprano (12:20:58 AM): i was in indy

anno**** (12:21:11 AM): nope...

anno**** (12:21:19 AM): i was at redneck bars and such lol

Jay x Soprano (12:21:19 AM): my buddy said garbage friends had a pos cutlass with dif colored doors an shit sittin on 30's

anno**** (12:22:07 AM): lets jack it...paint it fucking triple candy metallica pink....and hit up the walmart parking lot LOL

Jay x Soprano (12:22:06 AM): haha

anno**** (12:22:30 AM): haha no...we should paint it like the fucking general lee..

Jay x Soprano (12:22:30 AM): LOL

Jay x Soprano (12:22:34 AM): that would be classic

anno**** (12:22:58 AM): waylon...and the donk

Jay x Soprano (12:23:08 AM): bumper sticker "your honor student swallows"

anno**** (12:23:45 AM): LMFAO

anno**** (12:23:51 AM): dude that would soo be on your car huh

Jay x Soprano (12:23:50 AM): haha yep

anno**** (12:28:20 AM): lol we need to get some shoe polish...write, "free candy" on the side of the expedition..and cruise grand central

anno**** (12:28:29 AM): while i wear that hannibal lector muzzle

Jay x Soprano (12:28:48 AM): ahaha

Jay x Soprano (12:29:01 AM): we wouldnt make it to grand cent before we got pulled over

anno**** (12:29:26 AM): get the "ice cream truck soundtrack" and put it on repeat LOL

Jay x Soprano (12:29:33 AM): ahaha

anno**** (12:30:10 AM): dude...there would be like 5 cop cars behind us...id be mumbling shit in that mask they couldnt understand me...fucking taze me

L0gicB0mb508 (12:30:23 AM): youre drunk...

anno**** (12:30:16 AM): haha

anno**** (12:30:29 AM): theres high school girls in the back

Jay x Soprano (12:30:25 AM): HAHAHA

anno**** (12:31:01 AM): fucking high school girls softball team is crammed in there

Jay x Soprano (12:31:02 AM): lol

anno**** (12:31:22 AM): talk about a night to remember LOL

Jay x Soprano (12:31:19 AM): drinking zima's and wearin those stupid glow bracelets

anno**** (12:31:30 AM): lol

anno**** (12:31:43 AM): dude...ill wear a fucking icecream man outfit...with the mask

anno**** (12:31:44 AM): LOL

Jay x Soprano (12:31:41 AM): haha

anno**** (12:32:19 AM): roll into 7-11 about 2 am....get out...buy a big gulp...mumble "busy night" to the clerk and walk out

Jay x Soprano (12:32:18 AM): uncle anibal's ice cream

Jay x Soprano (12:32:22 AM): notice the lack of the H

anno**** (12:32:35 AM): lol

Jay x Soprano (12:32:48 AM): pants unzipped, rubber hanging out of them

anno**** (12:33:00 AM): uncle branibals

anno**** (12:33:10 AM): lmfao..

Jay x Soprano (12:35:20 AM): im gona make a fake id sayin im like 16

Jay x Soprano (12:35:23 AM): an go re-inroll into highschool

anno**** (12:35:48 AM): haha....the first 16 year old with a full beard....

Jay x Soprano (12:35:48 AM): lol

Jay x Soprano (12:36:14 AM): walk into home room an stand up on the teachers desk

Jay x Soprano (12:36:46 AM): *announcement* im old enough to buy beer, i have a pound of grass in my car, 100 rolls of xtacy, and a huge cock... who wants to party?

anno**** (12:37:17 AM): haha....the class room is empty....even the guys are trying LMAO

Jay x Soprano (12:37:14 AM): hahaha




This shit was fuckin hilarious at oh, 12:30am when I was half asleep..
And incase you are wondering about the highschool bit, well, it's an ongoing joke.. Perhaps one day I will write a blog clearing the subject up.. just perhaps..

Siwel attempts joining the FBI

Just a clip from a convo I had last nite with a friend of mine..

On a side note, I AM going to email someone as soon as I get around to it. I'll just peruse the FBI website til I find some email link..

When I do I will blog the responce I get. I am about 99% sure I will get a responce of some sort. Anything that stupid surely could not go unanswered.


Anyhow, enjoy;



Jay x Soprano (12:42:48 AM): dood if the govt ever read my shit, they would def wonder wtf is wrong with me

Jay x Soprano (12:43:04 AM): this guy hates anyone or thing foreign, yet all he talks about is blowing up shit in this counrty

anno*** (12:43:13 AM): lol if they read our conversations...theyd arrest us the next day

Jay x Soprano (12:43:16 AM): lol

Jay x Soprano (12:43:41 AM): theyd start to build a new jail during my trial.. then bury me in the footer

anno*** (12:44:05 AM): lol yeah...wed jus disappear

Jay x Soprano (12:44:28 AM): i think tomorrow im seriously gona find an email link to someone at the fbi or something equally stupid

Jay x Soprano (12:44:31 AM): an shoot them an email

Jay x Soprano (12:44:48 AM): tell them im interested in some sort of job.. say like, since i cant beat them i wana join them

Jay x Soprano (12:44:58 AM): tell them i have seen the movie triple-x an im interested

anno*** (12:45:11 AM): LMFAO

Jay x Soprano (12:45:15 AM): can you fuckin imagine the responce, if any, i would get

Jay x Soprano (12:45:26 AM): that email would be posted above every water cooler in the white house

anno*** (12:45:56 AM): HAHAHA do it