Fuck WWE

JoshE67 (3:20:59 PM): When asked about post-wrestling plans, Steiner said he broke 20,000 women he's slept with and he wants to keep on going.

JoshE67 (3:21:07 PM): sounds like this is the career for you

Jay x Soprano (3:27:50 PM): HAHAHA

^ Yea, now THAT was funny.



Moving onward..

Well I finally got my website up.. sort of.
jaysiwel.com is where I will be putting time/effort into from here on out. I havent decided what I am going to do w/the blog as of yet. I am thinking of leaving it here on blogspot though. There really isnt much sense in moving it.. I could just have a link coming here and I think that would work out just fine. Plus an upside to this is my blog gets traffic here already, so why move it to a new and unknown location?

I also got mediamisfits.net so I can create my own ring for writers like myself who just seem to not fit in with the "normal/typical" type of writing. I mean shit, surely I am not the only person out there who rambles off the way I do.. *shrug*.

Yea it's been a while since I blogged.. I been busy writing and trying to finish up my book tho. I think I am going to take a break from it however being that, well, I just need a break. I did buy a new MacBook which I had intended on using to finish my book with.. I have never owned a Mac before and wanted to try it out. Well. I hate it. It sucks.

I ordered Chris Jericho's new book "A lions tail". Reading it will take me away from the writing of my own for a little bit. Honestly I need a break from the norm though.. Sitting on the couch reading a book that's actually interesting is a welcome change to my normal day/evening right now.

Well I really should write some more and tell you all what's been going on these past few months but I am tired. It's almost 1am, and I am fucking beat.
I have been awaiting the return of Chris Jericho to Monday night Raw for some time now, and supposedly tonight was the night it was going to happen.. well.. it didnt, and I am pretty fucking pissed off about it. Raw sucks ass lately and the only reason I have watched it, and gotten the last 2 ppv's is because of the supposed Jericho return. If I had known that he was not going to appear tonight I would of sat on my couch rocking back and forth, side to side, praying for some Towel-Head to call in a bomb threat. Yea, I was THAT mad.

Anyhow..
I had to drop a line and let you know about the websites coming up tough..
Forum for both is in the making as well.


Well that's all folks!
~til next time that is..

Siwel applies for a job at WWE

Let's face it, WWE sucks lately..
I applied for a creative writer job.

Here's the responce email I got after sedning my "resume". My resume consisted of me just bitching and telling them how great my ideas are. No, I wont get hired, but it was nice to be able to lash out anyways..

I edited my name/addy/ect.

If they do however contact me, I will post the results.


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Thank you for inquiring about career opportunities with World Wrestling
Entertainment, Inc. If your qualifications match our current staffing
needs, we will contact you directly. We welcome you to apply for other
openings as they become available.

Please make sure to return to our web site and update your profile
periodically to ensure that we have your most current information.

Best regards,

World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc.
Human Resources

** Please do not reply to this email. This is sent for confirmation only.


First Name: ****
Last Name: ****
Address 1: ****
Address 2:
City: Parkersburg
State: WV
Zip: 26101
Home Phone: ****
Work Phone:
Email: ****
Current Salary:
Desired Salary: 5.00


PROFILE:

Are you at least 18 years of age?: Yes
Do you have a legal right to work in the country for which this position
resides ? (e.g. US): Yes
Have you ever worked for WWE?: No
Do you have previous professional experience in the sports and/or
entertainment industry?: Yes
Level of Education: Bachelors Degree


RESUME:

I started watching WWF when I was a young child. I am currently 29 years
of age, and have since watched WWF turn to WWE as well as watch the rise
of the best show on television turn into the lowest appealing show on
television.

You have a full staff of creative writers I am sure. However the problem
lies in the types of people you hire. you do not need people who have been
involved in soap operas, tv sitcoms, ect. What you need is fresh minds
with fresh ideas who know about wrestling, and the drama it needs in order
to keep it interesting.

You need fresh characters which have a sense of humor. People like The
Rock, Chris Jericho, Steve Austin. Those people always kept things in a
constant state of uproar.

I will never forget when DX aquired a Tank and went to wage war aginst
WCW. See, that is GOOD writing. It's the funny, and sometimes overdone
storylines that make you want to tune in for every show. You can not wait
to see what happens next.

Take this off the top of my head for example;

A heel, let's say Santino is in the ring. Out of nowhere the Trinatron
starts going crazy with images of prison bars and inmate numbers. Music
kicks in and to the ring wasting no time getting there comes oh, let's say
(the house arrest wrestler). This guy is on huose arrest, or on parole,
with an ankle bracelet. Each match he has to try to rush through before
his PO finds him to haul him back to jail. During each match he is trying
to find a way to cut off his ankle bracelet. Before any match can end his
PO along with police rush the ring to get him and he takes off into the
stands.

In interview's he is allways looking over his shuolder, checking the
people for wires, ect.

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Just off of the top of my head from nowhere that is one idea right there.
A little rough yes, but not bad considering I blurted it out off the top
of my head.

If you want/need people with creative minds and fresh ideas so fans will
tune in each week to see what is going on next then I suggest you look
into hiring someone like, if not me. Because what you have going on right
now is obviously not working what so ever. Fans do not want to see the
same match every Monday night with a slightly different outcome. The
actual match itself is only about 20% of what they want to see period.
It's the drama, the mouthing, the crazy pranks that the fans want to see.

Take Mr. Kennedy for example. He has the energy and the body language to
pull off a very good character but he lacks the acting. His energy coming
out to the ring rivals some of the greats in their beginning. In
interviews and the like I have seen he has a "goofy" kind of personality.
That is a perfect base to turn him into a great drama causing character. I
think he could be every bit as big as The Rock once was if not bigger. He
has the whole package he just does not know how to use it yet. He needs
someone to write him some lines.

Anyhow, that is my form of a resume for this job. Take it for what you
will.

WWE's house arrest wrestler

Ok, so the first 1/3 of this blog isnt really that funny, but I left it in there so you would understand wtf we were talking about. For the past oh, 3mon's or so I have seriously given thought of looking into OVW which (Ohio Valley Wrestling).
http://www.ovwrestling.com/

Superstars such as the Hardy's, Batista, Randy Orton, ect. have all came from that school.
Recently I guess Josh got the wrestling bug also..
And with my stretch of 6mons house arrest coming up.. I will have nothing else to do than lift weights at the house on a daily basis.

Anyhow, I looked into it, and they sent me the info I requested ect. along w/phone number to contact them.. so I did. Here's an aim convo w/Josh regarding the matter and what character I should become. (house arrest wrestler).




Jay x Soprano (6:31:45 PM): they finally did get back w/me on the ovw shit

JoshE67 (6:31:56 PM): really? wow

Jay x Soprano (6:31:55 PM): i called an talked to them

Jay x Soprano (6:32:16 PM): basically they told me it doesnt matter how big/small you are.. to an extent

JoshE67 (6:32:29 PM): really?

Jay x Soprano (6:32:25 PM): yea

JoshE67 (6:32:35 PM): what else

Jay x Soprano (6:32:49 PM): eh, not alot really

Jay x Soprano (6:32:53 PM): i asked some normal shit

JoshE67 (6:33:09 PM): what did they mean by to an extent

Jay x Soprano (6:33:14 PM): they said it's not all about body it's alot charisma sp?

JoshE67 (6:33:25 PM): yeah thats right

Jay x Soprano (6:33:33 PM): lol they said to an extent an i was like ok so if im like 4ft an 80lbs it's a no

JoshE67 (6:33:42 PM): well good its nice to hear that actually although im not sure how much that actually applies to WWE when they're looking at people

Jay x Soprano (6:33:37 PM): he laughed an was like yea kinda

JoshE67 (6:33:48 PM): hahah

JoshE67 (6:33:59 PM): so what else did you ask?

JoshE67 (6:34:07 PM): im generally interested because i've been going back and forth with the idea of it for a while

Jay x Soprano (6:34:13 PM): i asked if there were any good bars close by

Jay x Soprano (6:34:14 PM): haha

JoshE67 (6:34:23 PM): lol.

JoshE67 (6:34:25 PM): *click*

Jay x Soprano (6:34:25 PM): he laughed an said yea

Jay x Soprano (6:34:48 PM): he did say the more "character" you have the better off you are

JoshE67 (6:35:02 PM): yeah that makes sense

Jay x Soprano (6:35:02 PM): you are responcible for coming up w/your own gimmic so to speak

JoshE67 (6:35:15 PM): yeah

JoshE67 (6:35:27 PM): from what i heard they sorta guide you but its not like they give you a list and say "pick one"

Jay x Soprano (6:35:30 PM): yea

Jay x Soprano (6:35:38 PM): he told me you have free reign to a point

JoshE67 (6:35:48 PM): so did they tell you to come check it out?

Jay x Soprano (6:35:44 PM): you cant go too extreme

JoshE67 (6:35:53 PM): well yeah

JoshE67 (6:36:03 PM): you gimmick cant be a child molester

JoshE67 (6:36:03 PM): haha

JoshE67 (6:36:06 PM): although that'd be hilarous

Jay x Soprano (6:36:07 PM): yea i told him i was really interested but it'd be 6mon's or so til i could know anything for sure

Jay x Soprano (6:36:17 PM): he told me im welcome to come check things out

JoshE67 (6:36:28 PM): wow awesome

JoshE67 (6:36:36 PM): did you tell him that you have to wait until house arrest is over

JoshE67 (6:36:36 PM): ahahah

Jay x Soprano (6:36:37 PM): haha no but i was going to

JoshE67 (6:36:55 PM): that'd be a funny gimmick actually

JoshE67 (6:37:10 PM): a wrestler constantly on house arrest and acting like he has to hurry up before the law finds out he's wrestling out of state

Jay x Soprano (6:37:10 PM): HAHAHA

JoshE67 (6:37:19 PM): hahaha

JoshE67 (6:37:20 PM): seriously

Jay x Soprano (6:37:17 PM): feds coming in at the end of the match an me running out

JoshE67 (6:37:25 PM): and people dressed up as cops chase him out of the arena

JoshE67 (6:37:28 PM): hahaha

JoshE67 (6:37:34 PM): and you have to race thru your matches

Jay x Soprano (6:37:31 PM): hahaha

Jay x Soprano (6:37:46 PM): oh i am so logging this convo

JoshE67 (6:38:15 PM): good because that would be the funniest gimmick ever

JoshE67 (6:38:16 PM): hahah

JoshE67 (6:38:29 PM): seriously if i saw that on E i'd watch religiously

Jay x Soprano (6:38:27 PM): haha oh me too

JoshE67 (6:38:36 PM): waiting to see that guy come out and look all paranoid

Jay x Soprano (6:38:37 PM): haha

JoshE67 (6:38:46 PM): and wrestle in an ankle bracelet

JoshE67 (6:38:46 PM): ahahah

Jay x Soprano (6:38:42 PM): hahahaha

JoshE67 (6:38:57 PM): and try to make it look like you're trying to get it off during matches

Jay x Soprano (6:38:56 PM): lol

Jay x Soprano (6:39:09 PM): omg i would laugh my fucking ass off

JoshE67 (6:39:18 PM): your finisher can be you do some kind of side kick to the opponent and hit him with it

JoshE67 (6:39:38 PM): and it cant be considered a foreign object because you cant take it off

JoshE67 (6:39:39 PM): ahahah

Jay x Soprano (6:39:35 PM): my first 5 matches end early cause im runnin from the cops

JoshE67 (6:39:45 PM): hahaha

JoshE67 (6:39:58 PM): as soon as your music hits the cops start running down and you dash into the crowd music still playing