Siwel applies for a job at WWE

Let's face it, WWE sucks lately..
I applied for a creative writer job.

Here's the responce email I got after sedning my "resume". My resume consisted of me just bitching and telling them how great my ideas are. No, I wont get hired, but it was nice to be able to lash out anyways..

I edited my name/addy/ect.

If they do however contact me, I will post the results.


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Thank you for inquiring about career opportunities with World Wrestling
Entertainment, Inc. If your qualifications match our current staffing
needs, we will contact you directly. We welcome you to apply for other
openings as they become available.

Please make sure to return to our web site and update your profile
periodically to ensure that we have your most current information.

Best regards,

World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc.
Human Resources

** Please do not reply to this email. This is sent for confirmation only.


First Name: ****
Last Name: ****
Address 1: ****
Address 2:
City: Parkersburg
State: WV
Zip: 26101
Home Phone: ****
Work Phone:
Email: ****
Current Salary:
Desired Salary: 5.00


PROFILE:

Are you at least 18 years of age?: Yes
Do you have a legal right to work in the country for which this position
resides ? (e.g. US): Yes
Have you ever worked for WWE?: No
Do you have previous professional experience in the sports and/or
entertainment industry?: Yes
Level of Education: Bachelors Degree


RESUME:

I started watching WWF when I was a young child. I am currently 29 years
of age, and have since watched WWF turn to WWE as well as watch the rise
of the best show on television turn into the lowest appealing show on
television.

You have a full staff of creative writers I am sure. However the problem
lies in the types of people you hire. you do not need people who have been
involved in soap operas, tv sitcoms, ect. What you need is fresh minds
with fresh ideas who know about wrestling, and the drama it needs in order
to keep it interesting.

You need fresh characters which have a sense of humor. People like The
Rock, Chris Jericho, Steve Austin. Those people always kept things in a
constant state of uproar.

I will never forget when DX aquired a Tank and went to wage war aginst
WCW. See, that is GOOD writing. It's the funny, and sometimes overdone
storylines that make you want to tune in for every show. You can not wait
to see what happens next.

Take this off the top of my head for example;

A heel, let's say Santino is in the ring. Out of nowhere the Trinatron
starts going crazy with images of prison bars and inmate numbers. Music
kicks in and to the ring wasting no time getting there comes oh, let's say
(the house arrest wrestler). This guy is on huose arrest, or on parole,
with an ankle bracelet. Each match he has to try to rush through before
his PO finds him to haul him back to jail. During each match he is trying
to find a way to cut off his ankle bracelet. Before any match can end his
PO along with police rush the ring to get him and he takes off into the
stands.

In interview's he is allways looking over his shuolder, checking the
people for wires, ect.

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Just off of the top of my head from nowhere that is one idea right there.
A little rough yes, but not bad considering I blurted it out off the top
of my head.

If you want/need people with creative minds and fresh ideas so fans will
tune in each week to see what is going on next then I suggest you look
into hiring someone like, if not me. Because what you have going on right
now is obviously not working what so ever. Fans do not want to see the
same match every Monday night with a slightly different outcome. The
actual match itself is only about 20% of what they want to see period.
It's the drama, the mouthing, the crazy pranks that the fans want to see.

Take Mr. Kennedy for example. He has the energy and the body language to
pull off a very good character but he lacks the acting. His energy coming
out to the ring rivals some of the greats in their beginning. In
interviews and the like I have seen he has a "goofy" kind of personality.
That is a perfect base to turn him into a great drama causing character. I
think he could be every bit as big as The Rock once was if not bigger. He
has the whole package he just does not know how to use it yet. He needs
someone to write him some lines.

Anyhow, that is my form of a resume for this job. Take it for what you
will.