Fuck the Mormons

Disclaimer;
Now, before you go off the handle and think in some devil worshiping maniac who kills goats and drinks bats blood while chanting incoherent shit at the moon.. I said all the things to these Mormons in order to get them to leave. Not because I am insane.. err.. well.. ok, maybe I am insane but you get the idea.

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I was sitting on my couch the other evening watching tv when there was a knock at the door. My buddy was sitting in the computer room looking at shit on ebay, so I answer the door.

Oh goody, it's a couple of fucking mormons.

Instantly upon answering the door I realise this and am pretty unhappy that I answered. They start in on their whole do you believe in god speech to which I told them I didnt and bla bla. They ask me if I am into music and I reply yea. One of them asks me what kind of music I am into to which I reply "probably shit that you guys are not supposed to be listening to".

Now then, I thought this was pretty fucking funny..
They however apparently did not see the humor.

Now they are inviting me to their church on sunday to listen to some fucking gospel rock metal some shit I dont know I pretty much stopped paying attention at this point. Finally once he stops yapping I am like look dood im on house arrest, I cant leave my house so I def can not go to your church. He replies to this w/out even skipping a beat.. "oh, well on house arrest you are allowed to go to church. I would be more than happy to talk to your confinement officer for you"


( Edit from Auhor;
^ Yea man, no shit.
Can you fucking believe this?
End edit )


I finally interupt him by saying "look pal, I dont believe in god and I do NOT want to go to your church"

You would think this would make him shut the fuck up and leave right?
WRONG!

He is now more persistant than ever and keeps insisting that he come in my house so we may discuss this and he can change my mind. At this point I am pretty well pissed the fuck off. I am left with no choice than to tell him "look pal, I worship the devil and I really dont think he would like it too much if you were to come inside of here before I summons his minions for tonights worship".

Convinced even after me saying that one of these two fuckwads would come back with something else I slammed the fucking door and locked it.

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Seriously, I mean WHAT IN THE FUCK?!
What does it take to get rid of these people?

I like rap/metal/ect. but you dont see me going to the house of someone who likes to listen to Classical and argue how my choice of music is best and they should try it. Jesus Christ people, get a fucking hobby.