Hogan knows Jack Shit
Poor Hulkster..
One day he's receiving the Father of the Year award and the next his son is smashing his car, paralyzing his friend, and now Hogan's wife has filed for divorce.
If you have seen the show Hogan Knows Best then you know what a flaming bunch of fucking retards Hulk has to deal with on a daily basis.
His wife, Linda, is shallow as the kiddie pool at the Special Olympics.
If boobs were brains this bitch would be the next Einstein. Unfortunately for her however they are not, and she is rendered dumb as a fucking rock. I also wonder how she plans to support herself even on the insane amount of money she is going to probably get monthly from Terry "Hulk". This bitch spends money like it's water. One show she even told Hulk he needs to go back to wrestling so he can support her in the lifestyle she is used to. Wow, what a fucking cunt.
Then there's his daughter Brooke.
I really havent much bad to say about Brooke other than her singing career should come to an end before she makes even more of a mockery of herself. If it werent for Paul Wall her debut album wouldnt of sold shit. Either put out gay kiddie shit for the boppers or put out hard core shit for the rest of the masses.. actually, she just needs to put out. She would do well in a porn career.. hell I'd actually watch that, unlike her musical performances.
Last and certainly not least is Nick, aka "Douchy McHogan".
This fucking retard should of been jerked off into the toilet instead of deposited into his mom so he could be conceived. He is probably the first person in history to of gotten pulled over what, eleventeen times in 6 miles and let go. What a cumtrap. I like speeding as much as the next person but ya know what? In evening traffic doubling the speed limit, or attempting to, is a bad fucking idea.. You might hit a light pole or something.. err.. yea, nevermind you already found that out.
Now then, can you imagine being around these fucking idiots day in and day out? I think Hulk deserves an award for having put up with them this long w/out having strangled any of them.
One day he's receiving the Father of the Year award and the next his son is smashing his car, paralyzing his friend, and now Hogan's wife has filed for divorce.
If you have seen the show Hogan Knows Best then you know what a flaming bunch of fucking retards Hulk has to deal with on a daily basis.
His wife, Linda, is shallow as the kiddie pool at the Special Olympics.
If boobs were brains this bitch would be the next Einstein. Unfortunately for her however they are not, and she is rendered dumb as a fucking rock. I also wonder how she plans to support herself even on the insane amount of money she is going to probably get monthly from Terry "Hulk". This bitch spends money like it's water. One show she even told Hulk he needs to go back to wrestling so he can support her in the lifestyle she is used to. Wow, what a fucking cunt.
Then there's his daughter Brooke.
I really havent much bad to say about Brooke other than her singing career should come to an end before she makes even more of a mockery of herself. If it werent for Paul Wall her debut album wouldnt of sold shit. Either put out gay kiddie shit for the boppers or put out hard core shit for the rest of the masses.. actually, she just needs to put out. She would do well in a porn career.. hell I'd actually watch that, unlike her musical performances.
Last and certainly not least is Nick, aka "Douchy McHogan".
This fucking retard should of been jerked off into the toilet instead of deposited into his mom so he could be conceived. He is probably the first person in history to of gotten pulled over what, eleventeen times in 6 miles and let go. What a cumtrap. I like speeding as much as the next person but ya know what? In evening traffic doubling the speed limit, or attempting to, is a bad fucking idea.. You might hit a light pole or something.. err.. yea, nevermind you already found that out.
Now then, can you imagine being around these fucking idiots day in and day out? I think Hulk deserves an award for having put up with them this long w/out having strangled any of them.
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